Masters Golf Tournament – July 30th
UPDATE: Due to circumstances beyond our control, this event has been cancelled.
Join us for our annual Edgefield Gathering & Golf outing – Saturday, July 30th!
JETAA is organizing our annual gathering at McMenamin’s Edgefield for golf, food, and fun.
Our 10th Annual golf outing at McMenamins Edgefield is coming soon! It has always been a lot of fun for everyone, even those who don’t usually golf. In fact, golf is only the excuse to hang out and have fun! Don’t want to play golf? That’s okay, join us for lunch and fun (see details below).
This event is open to everyone, JETAA or FOJ (Friends of JETAA), so RSVP early since we have only 20 spots. Rookie golfers are welcome! The name is misleading. We are only “Masters” of drinking beer and eating blackberries along the course. Even if golf is not your game, everyone is meeting for lunch afterwards, so join in the fun at McMenamins Edgefield!
RSVP to firstname.lastname@example.org (please respond by 7/25/16)
Here are the details:
When: Saturday, July 30th
Time: 10:00am (please arrive by 9:30am)
Where: At McMenamins Edgefield’s Pub Course in Troutdale (www.mcmenamins.com)
Cost: $5 for 12-holes. JETAA Portland is covering the rest of the fees
Lunch: Join us for lunch at 12pm, even if you don’t plan on golfing (all food is betsu-betsu).
What if I am not so good at golf?
The Masters Golf Tournament is a “best ball tournament” played in teams of 4, so this is for golfers of all levels. We paire up experienced players with rookies so there’s no pressure…only fun! We play best ball, so all players tee off and you go hit from the best spot. So it is a team concept. There are several convenient stops along the way where you can get a cider, beer, or other wonderful McMenamins beverage. Even if you hate golf, you can join the “peanut gallery” and have lunch afterwards.
To The Winner…
Everyone will be competing for the coveted “SUGOI Green Jacket” that has mysteriously made its way to Portland. This is now a Masters tradition. Read the history of the SUGOI Green Jacket below.
Below is the history of how the SUGOI Green Jacket Came to JETAA Portland:
It is with great honor that JETAA Portland chapter has acquired the prestigious traveling green jacket to be bestowed up the winner on our annual JETAA Masters Golf Tournament at McMenemins Edgefield. The following profiles the extensive travels of this garment from inception to it’s current destination at the humidity-controlled chamber in JETAA Portland’s Britt Sexton’s water-heater closet.
In 1962 the Sugiyama United Golf Invitational (S.U.G.O.I.) commissioned the production of “the Green Jacket for the winner of their new annual golf tournament. The adventure begins. The work was performed by the friend of the daughter of the most exclusive tailor shop in Saitama, well-known for their work on the mawashii of Sumo wresters.
The jacket was cut from the finest green-and-white checkered polyester available at the time, and hand-stitched to the size of the likely winners. Inspector #5 closely checked the garment for flaws, but accidentally dropped cigarette ash on the right sleeve, burning into the polyester. The sleeve was replaced, and the garment delivered by Kuro Neko to the SUGOI in time for the tournament.
1962: Mr. Takeo Yamauchi wins the inaugural tournament. Mr. Yamauchi, a retired salaryman and longtime club member, was well-known for his excessive drinking, which often led to him forgetting his own name. This led to embarrassing moments introducing himself as Mr. Uchiyama.
1965: Mr. Akio Takeda wins the jacket, and proudly wears it everyday to his favorite coffee shop. The coffee stain on the left sleeve is from his reign.
1982: The first foreigner wins the Jacket. Walter J. Smokenkleen wins the coveted prize after 13 years as club member.
Smokenkleen, a writer of English for all of the big stationary and t-shirt companies, was widely regarded for his work on such phrases as “We play yacht in the wide nature.” (shopping bags), and “Let there be estimated percentages for everyone!”” (stationary).WJ was also a controversial figure. The appearance of T-Shirts with “Donald Duck can perhaps be described as a parody of a human being” led to rioting on Japanese college campuses and forced the Prime Minister to cancel a state visit.
As Walter accepted the green jacket, he announced his retirement and impending move back to the US. When asked for the reason of the sudden announcement, he responded, “For beautiful human life.”
Due to the extremely-high land prices, the Sugiyama golf club announces it is selling out to a larger developer, ending the annual tournament. Walter would get to keep the jacket.
2004: Clarence Smokenkleen, grandson of the master, now living in Troutdale, OR donates the jacket to JETAA for a tax-nondeductible donation of $2.49.
2005: 10 groups competed furiously for the championship, finally won by John Thomas, Britt Sexton, & Mark Jones.
2006: Tournament took hiatus due to course scheduling issues.
2007: Tournament Won by the team of Stephanie Coombs, Mark Wadniziak and Jarod Bishop.
2008: Tournament won by the team of Britt Sexton and his ringer teammates (hand-selected from around the world) to reclaim the coveted SUGOI Green Jacket. The SUGOI Green Jacket has now come full circle and rests comfortably back in its cozy spot in Britt Sexton’s water-heater closet.
2009: Tournament won by Bob Schnyder’s Besuto Foa, Super Happy Fun Squad as they chipped away at the competition.
2010: Tournament MVP Sam Brier sinks two 20-foot puts in a blowout victory for Team Cho-beri Goo!
Who will win it this year? Join us July 30th. RSVP to email@example.com